MLIA <3

Today, while taking a walk outside, I passed a girl who looked about 11. She was singing "santa clause is coming to town" but with some of the words changed. I didn't realise what she was singing until I heard "he sees you when you're sleeping. you knows when you're awake. his name is edward cullen so be ready to get raped." you have restored my faith in today's youth, little girl. MLIA

Today, I woke up and realised I could see my clock. I have needed glasses for the past 5 years. It took me 5 minutes of celebrating about the miraculous return of my eyesight to realise I had slept with my contact lenses in. MLIA.

Today I cut my leg on a chair at school and got blood on my pants. At least six of my friends came up to me and told me seriously that I had gotten my period, and one gave me a tampon. I'm a 15 year old guy... who goes to an all guys school... who is still wondering where Bobby got that tampon. MLIA.

Today, my friend was talking about a calculator he wanted. He couldn't think of the word "calculator", though, so he said, "I want one of those black things that does stuff for me." Almost immediately, a shy kid in the back says, "What? A slave?" I still haven't calmed down. MLIA

Today, I was at a theatre meeting in my school's auditorium. I came across a couple of guys I didnt know and proceeded to greet them by their names. Freaked out, they then made me say the name of every person that walked by. They still havent realized that we are all wearing nametags. MLIA

Last night my boyfriend took me on a date. We look very similar (blond hair, blue eyes, fair skin), so the waitress started hitting on my boyfriend and asked me if it was ok for her to give my "older brother" her number. He then said, "whatever my lil'sis thinks...she tends to be a good judge of character" before leaning over to kiss me. The look on her face was epic. MLIA.